 This Ain’t Cops XXX
Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they cum on you? Clearly, that
is the question of Hustler Video’s This Ain’t Cops XXX.In the This Ain’t Cops XXX parody, expect to be entertained by
five cleverly written, witty, and of course, sinfully filthy scenes. It’s obvious the
actors were genuinely enjoying their roles as men and women of the Chatsworth law
enforcement.
One of the funniest, well-delivered scenes in the movie is
be Jack Lawrence playing the part of a police officer, while driving in a replica cop car
that he owns. He’s talking to the camera crew, making small chat, while en route to
the next scene of crime. He pulls out his ticket holder and says, “As soon as I fill
this up—I have one more cite to write and my wife gets a free toaster, so I’m
pretty stoked about that … hey, you know what? Someone’s going three miles over
the limit—they’re gonna get a ticket, the city’s gonna get some money, my
wife’s gonna get a toaster. That’s just the way it goes.”
Real life motorcycle pro Dale DaBone gets to put his other
passion to use in this film when he pops a wheelie in front of female officer Bobbi Starr.
All up in arms about his lack of regard for residential street rules and the safety of
those around him, Starr is prepared to give DaBone a ticket for his bad behavior, but
alters her decision when he more than appropriately makes it up to her.
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