 This Ain't Celebrity Apprentice XXX
In this age of porn parody after porn parody, it takes a really great company to produce a
really great movie. Coupling a cast full of outstandingly filthy talent and a director
with an eye for creating a great spoof, Hustler Video proudly presents its parody
flick, This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX.Lampooning
the NBC show Celebrity Apprentice, the Hustler Video parody includes all of your favorite
celebrities such as that famous stuffed-up suit with the bad comb … forward, and the
redheaded English woman who married that band guy who mumbles a lot. Other notable
celebrities who are parodied in this film are Bret (who actually won the real Celebrity
Apprentice) and that gal Cyndi, who just wants to have fun.
Available on DVD and Blu-ray, Hustler Video’s This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice
XXX embodies everything we love about the Donald: his really poor hairdo, finger-pointed
firings and outrageous challenges. However, the one big difference between Hustler
Video’s spoof and the real show is that for these porn celebrities, the only way to
get ahead is to give head.
Misty Stone finds it much easier to snack on Celeste
Star’s box when she visits her to ask for a donation, just as Jessica Jaymes
discovers that with a little attention to detail, she can find out some juicy gossip just
by stroking the Rock of Love’s libido. But the true test of dedication and
determination to win comes from Tanya Tate, who successfully woos over the head judge
(Donald) and wins the game for her whole team. Now that is true sportsmanship!
“I was surprised when Hustler asked me to play the
part of the parody Sharon,” says blonde bombshell Tanya Tate. “I mean, yeah,
I’m British—and hot in the sack, of course—but that’s it. Otherwise I
have long blonde hair and tits twice as large as hers. But it’s amazing what a little
hair and makeup can do! They put a red bob wig on me and gave me some serious cat eyes
along with a business suit, and you could have sworn that I was a younger, bustier Sharon.
It’s truly remarkable! In fact, I hope that Sharon watches me spoof her in this
movie. I think she’ll be proud of the way I portrayed her feminine power and obvious
sensuality.”
To experience the magic of the Donald and his posse of
eager celebrities, check out Hustler Video’s newest reality TV spoof, This Ain’t
Celebrity Apprentice XXX. You don’t even have to be a Trump enthusiast to love this
show.
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