 Joanna Angel and James Deen's European Vacation
From Last Tango in Paris to Diva, sexy and stylish movies about France’s famed City
of Lights are nothing new. However, it’s safe to say that the fabled La
Ville-Lumière has never served as the setting for anything quite like Joanna Angel and
James Deen's European Vacation. This
three-and-a-half-hour exercise in reality porn from BurningAngel weaves together the two
leads’ erotic adventures in an inventive way that takes the viewer back to the
origins of real gonzo, with the people behind the camera freely joining in the action.
Purportedly the duo’s actual lost vacation tapes, the
action begins before these two award-winning superstars even leave the States, with Joanna
whipping herself up into a masturbatory frenzy while riding to the airport. And the filthy
frolic continues soon after they arrive in France, as she and James steal away for some
passionate public sex just a stone’s throw away from the Eiffel Tower. This intimate
sequence quickly emerges as one of the finest in the movie, communicating a real sense of
urgency and expectation as the two contend with the very real possibility of unwary
Parisians stumbling upon their heated outdoor sexing, which they film completely on their
own.
Unfortunately, their passports and travelers’ checks
are mysteriously stolen during these throes of passion, along with the “ten million
dollars” Joanna claims she happened to be carrying, so our dynamic duo have to turn
to some rather extreme forms of entrepreneurial desperation to fund the balance of their
journey—and their trip home.
Naturally, the first money-making endeavor that comes to
mind involves pimping James out to the city’s lovely women, and against all odds,
it’s an experiment that quickly yields hot X-rated dividends.
Their first customer is tatted-up Euro-vixen Holly D., and
she strikes up an instant chemistry with Deen, despite the fact that he keeps trying to
speak to her in Spanish. She blows him wetly under the shadow of the Eiffel Tower before
seducing him in an exciting and very public outdoor tryst while Joanna performs camera
duties.
Back in their hotel room, James expresses guilt and remorse
over having indulged in a tango for cash; fortunately Joanna wastes no time in calming his
nerves with a brisk mercy screw. But the action takes a decidedly unexpected turn in the
next encounter, as prospective clients Lucky Fortune and Skin turn out to be much more
interested in each other than James; their languid lesbian encounter features some choice
close-ups that show off their inked-up physiques to lewd effect.
No sooner are Skin and Lucky shown the door than Holly
returns, this time with her boyfriend in tow, looking to enjoy some more of that Deen
loving. The two studs take turns working Holly’s plush body over from every
conceivable angle in an epic three-way that emerges as quite possibly the movie’s
hottest sequence. It’s all captured beautifully here thanks to some great camerawork
by Joanna.
A lighthearted stroll to find a restaurant leads to a
chance encounter with famed European woodsman Steve Holmes, who introduces Joanna to his
friend Cecilia Vega. Deen takes over the camera as Holmes pays handsomely to watch Joanna
make love to the tawny brunette, and he gets more than his money’s worth as these
ladies tear into each other’s nether regions with an almost palpable sense of
urgency. Steve quickly works his way into the action, and soon James joins in as well,
making for a four-way that brings this vacation to a fittingly filthy end.
The three-and-a-half-hour movie is complemented by nearly
an hour of hot and humorous behind-the-scenes footage, as well as sizzling still
galleries, trailers, and much more. In the final analysis, this is true reality porn, with
the male and female leads trading camera duties as they fuck their way through
France’s finest.
Authentic Parisian locations, hot European girls, nasty
sex, and that trademark Burning Angel humor combine to make Joanna Angel and James
Deen’s European Vacation a maximum value for your dollar. Are these really James and
Joanna’s lost vacation tapes? You decide! But whatever your conclusions are, don't be
surprised if this 100 percent authentic exercise in reality porn leaves you saying
“Joanna! Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez!”
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