 Crock of Love
Kick Ass Pictures’ Crock of Love, a spoof of the popular VH1 reality series Rock of
Love.
Crock of Love is the story of aging rocker Brüte Michaels, a hard-rocking icon of the
’80s “hair metal” era. In an attempt to find true love, Brüte invites a
group of camera-friendly attention whores to his mansion in the hills, where he
systematically runs them through rigorous tasks involving little or no clothing in order
to find the perfect match for his bad-ass self.
A long-haired Evan Stone plays Brüte under a generous layer of guy-liner, gaudy bandanas
and age-inappropriate cowboy hats, at points crooning stale hits to over-sexed drama
queens roughly half his age.
Kick Ass Pictures has captured the essence of Rock of Love and boiled it down to its most
elemental moments: rose ceremonies, bitchy girl fights, emotional testimonials and
fame-hungry women baring their souls (among other things) as they try to scratch, claw and
sleep their way into Brüte’s life.
Just like any lonely rocker, Brüte has decided that the best way to find his soul mate is
to fill a house with beautiful young women and have a camera crew record every debauched
act they’re capable of. Hair pulling, hissy fits and drunken revelations are just the
tip of Brüte’s iceberg. These women will stop at nothing for their moment in the
spotlight of reality TV glory.
Crock of Love releases simultaneously on DVD and Blu-ray. The movie also stars Andy San
Dimas, Natalia Rossi, Nikki Rhodes, Aiden Star, Victoria Lawson, Misty Stone, Mikey
Butders and Justin Long.
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