 Kick Ass Pictures Dances the Crackarena
Kick Ass Pictures has released the DVD version of Crack Whore Confessions from Internet
content producer Dirty D.
According to a Kick Ass press release, the movie was shot by one of Dirty D's associates,
a person who goes only by the name Cracker Jack. Cracker Jack travels the South and
conducts interviews with bona-fide crack whores as a prelude to having sex with them. The
results aren't pretty, but as a spokesperson for Kick Ass Pictures noted, "It is
truly like nothing ever seen on DVD before."
Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis said, "Watching this disturbing movie fucked
up my entire evening. I felt dirty and guilty. You know, like how porn used to make you
feel in the good ol' days."
In one scene, crack whore Alexis tells a story about how her father was in prison for
killing a hooker and putting the body in the freezer. The same freezer the family ate
from. But Alexis believes her mother was the real killer. That's what crack will do to
you.
Dirty D said of his director/documentarian, "Cracker Jack certainly does dig up some
lively ones. All these girls are actual, drug-addled street walkers. I salute him for
having the balls to search the meanest streets and darkest alleys to find these depraved
hookers. These whores confess to the sickest sex acts and insane drug abuse, they are
dumping all of the dirty skeletons out of their closets!"
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