 JM Productions Debuts Fuck
Machines
JM Productions is now shipping the first in a revolutionary new DVD series called Fuck
Machines. "Everyone is familiar with the axiom
'necessity is the mother of invention,'" noted JM Productions publicist Tony Malice.
"At JM Productions, there exists only one necessity: prod, stretch, and twist
the holes of worthless whores for the viewing pleasure of perverts everywhere."
Directed by Jim Powers, Fuck Machines pairs the desperate
women of Porn Valley with diabolical, mechanized contraptions designed to violate the
female anatomy in bizarre and graphically humiliating ways. The devices are "fitted
with large dildo attachments at the end of their piston-like ramrods and are capable of
astonishingly fast fucking speeds."
The machines were designed especially for Powers and JM by
a reclusive Louisiana engineer with a taste for the perverse.
“He created the devices using sketches that I gave
him,” Powers explained. “He explained to me that some of designs may be unsafe,
but I reassured him not to worry and that I had no intention of using the machines on
myself.”
"This has been a long time in the works," added
Malice. "This guy in Louisiana is some kind of technical guru and he worked with Jim
to create them. I think Johnny Thrust did some fine-tuning on them later. They're pretty
insane, and they needed to be ratcheted down to human levels; we want these girls to be
able to have kids so we can exploit their doomed offspring in future porn movies."
While Kink.com has already featured
machine-porn on its Website fuckingmachines.com, Malice said, "Those guys are a bunch
of pussies,” said Tony Malice. “Only JM Productions’ Fuck Machines has real
stroke value.”
JM Productions holds the exclusive rights to the Fuck
Machines designs.
"It's patent pending, " Malice said.
"We’ll have to wait and gauge the public’s interest before you see them at
Home Depot or other fine retailers."
According to Malice, JM will simultaneously release a
version of Fuck Machines for the Gizmondo handheld device.
Fuck Machines stars Alana Leigh, Cindy Crawford, Desire
Moore, and Megan Reece.
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