 Devil's Film Spawns Transzilla
Devil’s Film shook the valley to the core this afternoon as it officially announced
the birth of Transzilla, a she-male monstrosity destined to wreak havoc on the assholes of
men. “It takes a big
incubator to hatch a Transzilla egg,” said national sales manager Steve Volponi.
“But we created a monster—a real man-eater. Transzilla lives and breathes only
at Devil’s Film.”
Tranzilla features four scenes of fully
functional transsexual hardcore. Each installment of the series will find a new tranny
star in the titular role. “But, they will all pack at least 10 inches of tranny
terror,” said Volponi. “Cocks the size of a baby’s arm.”
Like the original Godzilla monster which
represented the fears that many Japanese held over the nuclear attacks on Hiroshima and
Nagasaki - and the more contemporary Blackzilla creation which represents today’s
fear of black people - Volponi sees Transzilla as an opportunity for consumers to let go
of their heterosexual hang-ups.
“Tranny-lover or not, no one will be
able to escape Transzilla’s reach once it’s on the shelves,” said Volponi.
“All walks of life will be drawn to it. It’s a transsexual magnet.”
This year, Devil’s Films received
AVN awards for Best Transsexual Series (Transsexual Prostitutes) and Best Transsexual
Release (Transsexual Babysitters 2).
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